Welcome to the Headquarters of Moist Pixels.
If you put your ear close to your screen you may hear the hum and grind of the vast Moist e-Engines, powering tastefully tasteless parts of the Internet all over the world. We have created luxurious web sites for escort agencies and directories for mostly here in London but also our sites have ventured overseas, so enjoy their moment of glory on the continent.
We have been going A LONG TIME (23 years) and were amongst the first (if not THE first) escort design company to enter the London market. We can help you steer your business in the right direction in all aspects of the escort business in London, and we have a VERY good “in” with LEG – London Escort Guide
We produce the finest hand crafted custom web sites for agencies and independents. we also sell budget, content managed template sites and this year we have launched our new escort directory software. It’s a winner, and you know it. We are the engineering brains and fashion consultants behind London Escort Guide
Our new version, launched in 2019, can be be any colour, has a custom gallery creator, oodles of SEO tools, live stats reporting, optional blog, you can create extra content pages, add content sections (like a restaurant guide), optional members gallery, add home page banners for those damn directories that insist upon it, it’s social media friendly and will even go out with you to the seaside.
Our templates are now on Google page one for a number of search terms – even our entry level CMS systems are potent forces for SEO if used correctly.
We are here to listen to your dreadful ideas for web design and very carefully, we gently steer you towards the light. Effective web sites look great on all platforms (desktop, tablet and mobile) are SEO friendly, are simple to navigate and present the information in the clearest way possible. No clutter. Absolutely no, no clutter. We use the latest tools for web site design and the backend (admin) is so, so easy to use – you’ll have no trouble whatsoever being the master of your business.
The Moist CMS
Our content manager is custom produced – every semi colon and forward slash in the code was written by moist pixels. No off the shelf nonsense with Moist. No, siree. No dreadful WordPress, WIX of whatever is the go-to drag and drop system du jour. Our content management system is built to run just your escort agency web site. We have been adding and tweaking it since we began and offer continued support forever on all our CMS systems. it’s easy to use, vast and expandable with a full visual interface, child proof and our latest version is also water proof (to 100 feet).
The Moist Newsdesk
May 30 2022
As part of our site management program we also perform SEO. Today three of our elite agency sites are on page one for Elite London escorts and a third is top of page two.
Added more functionality to London Escort Guide today to allow Independent escorts to purchase site wide advertising. Our SEO efforts have begun after the Covid break and we expect the site to be back to page one for ‘london escorts’ around summer time, 2022
March 28 2022
A new template site launched today – Belle Models VIP they elected to not use our site management services so content not quite up to Moist standards.
March 14 2022
Complete revamp for Blue Velvet Girls launched today. AS part of our Site Management program we will also be working on their SEO.
2007 – the Present
Ongoing development for London’s largest and most popular escort directory. From conception to development, and now management and upgrades, Moist Pixels has been like a father to LEG, nurturing it, guiding it through life and teaching it – time and time again – to look both ways when crossing the road. We manage all aspects of the site, including SEO (page one for just about everything)
Established agency in London needed an upgrade from a site we did for them over 13 years ago. Our latest CMS, drag and drop, video and oodles of succulent SEO tools
Blue Velvet are now part of the Moist Pixels site management program – the client sits back and drinks champagne while we manage all of their content, design banners and manage their LEG presence, plus full SEO of course.
Established high end agency are the proud recipients of our brand new CMS – new for 2021 – and this has allowed for easier admin of their content, real time, on site analytics, members only features, pricing grids and oh so much more.
Carmens are now part of the Moist Pixels site management program – we manage all aspects of their online presence, including SEO (page one for ‘elite london escorts’)
Super reliable European based hosting, daily back-ups and offshore weekly backups
£170 for standard / shared web site hosting
Robust dedicated servers from £75 per month
Free SSL (https) certificate included, and yes, of course we will gift wrap it.
Unlike a few of our competitors that recently have started to claim this as their start date, we actually did start in 1999, and about to enter our 21st year. That means a wealth of experience to help you, advice and above all, common sense decisions to help you save money.
Our schedule dictates whether or not we take on new clients as our small team works effortlessly and tirelessly on one site at a time. That way we can give you our undivided attention during development and launch. Our no nonsense approach will inform and educate you how to launch an agency, how to say no to the barrage of SEO companies that will be emailing you relentlessly, and how and where to spend your marketing money.
Our first escort agency Content Management System was built from scratch 20 years ago, and we add, hone, polish and improve it every year. Our CMS even works out at the gym, TWICE a day. We've seen our competitors' products and we know we have the easiest to use system out there. Fully expandable, throbbing with SEO features and it will grow with you, and maybe even go out to lunch with you. With our CMS, you'll become an onsite search engine expert and the envy of all of your London escort agency rivals.